YourTeamMate is now in the chatroom:
Hi!
Me mid, I pro with Fizz!
Well at least that's how my almost every ranked starts except that instead of Fizz comes a real variety of champions. My nickname is Horodrim and I play on the EU West. I've been playing LOL for about a year and a half if i'm not mistaken, but during that period i had several months of break where i didn't play LOL at all. So I'm somewhat experienced.
So why did i start making this blog?
I was very often in the situation that i lose my ranked games because of my bad teammates that i cannot carry or i just suck and deserve that elo, can't really decide. And beside that i often read about the ELO HELL. That especially made me write this blog. Cause i want to show to everyone that is reading this what ELO HELL really is.
-Warning - The following content is strictly my opinion and as such you may find yourself offended by but I really don't care and i only write this so that i can have more colors on my post.
Where is ELO HELL?
I would say between 800 and 1400 ELO. Probably even less than 800 but since i have no knowledge of what goes around in that last circle of hell i will just forget that it even exists. You also forget it. Now. Yeah.
What is ELO HELL?
ELO HELL is a place where the amount of your nerves, tolerance and good behaviour daily decreases more than BDP in Greece. It's like everytime you click that match me up with morons, sry, with others, you get covered in gasoline. And then when u get in champ select riot match making system throws you a torche saying:
Here's a torche, and i know it's crazy, but you're gonna lose this one so hahahaha sucker.
Every damn time. Thanks riot.
So no matter how hard you carry, you still have less chance to win than Torres to score. Than you know how bad it is.
What ELO am I?
Atm i'm stuck at 923, with 53W and 63L. Yeah. Go ahead. Laugh.
Maybe you just suck dude?
Could be the case. That's why i'm gonna write about every ranked game I play from now on.
Picture or it didn't happen!
Fine, I'll put pictures also.
Here's a torche, and i know it's crazy, but you're gonna lose this one so hahahaha sucker.
Every damn time. Thanks riot.
So no matter how hard you carry, you still have less chance to win than Torres to score. Than you know how bad it is.
What ELO am I?
Atm i'm stuck at 923, with 53W and 63L. Yeah. Go ahead. Laugh.
Maybe you just suck dude?
Could be the case. That's why i'm gonna write about every ranked game I play from now on.
Picture or it didn't happen!
Fine, I'll put pictures also.
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