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Statistics since I started this blog
Statistics Won Lost K D A Win Rate Elo difference
TOP 7 8 101 70 128 47% - 11
MID 5 4 56 47 79 56% + 19
AD 3 4 40 26 62 43% - 9
SUPPORT 7 3 13 31 141 70% + 57
JUNGLE 10 5 66 64 133 67% + 72
TOTAL 32 24 276 238 543 57% + 128
AVERAGE 4,93 4,25 9,69

Sunday 10 June 2012

Intro


YourTeamMate is now in the chatroom:

Hi!

Me mid, I  pro with Fizz!


     Well at least that's how  my almost every ranked starts except that instead of Fizz  comes a real variety of champions. My nickname is Horodrim  and I play on the EU West. I've been  playing LOL for about a year and a half if i'm not mistaken, but during  that period i had several  months of break  where i didn't play LOL at all. So I'm somewhat experienced.

    So why did i start making this blog?


I was very often in the situation that i lose my ranked games because of my bad teammates that i cannot carry or i just suck and deserve that elo, can't really decide. And beside that i often read about the ELO HELL. That especially made me write this blog. Cause i want to  show to everyone that is reading this what ELO HELL really is.

-Warning - The following content is strictly my opinion and as such  you may find yourself offended by but I really don't care and i only write this so that i  can have more colors on  my post.

    Where is ELO HELL?

I would say  between 800 and 1400 ELO. Probably even less than 800 but since i have no knowledge of what goes around in that last circle of hell i will  just forget that it even exists. You also forget it. Now. Yeah.

    What is ELO HELL?

ELO HELL is  a place where the amount of your nerves, tolerance and good behaviour daily decreases more than BDP in  Greece. It's like everytime you click that match me up with morons, sry, with others, you  get covered in gasoline. And then when u get in  champ  select riot match making system throws you  a torche saying:
Here's a torche, and i know it's crazy, but you're gonna lose this one so hahahaha sucker.
Every damn time. Thanks riot.

So no matter how hard you  carry, you still  have less chance to win than Torres to score. Than you  know how bad it is.

    What ELO  am I?

Atm i'm stuck at 923, with 53W and 63L. Yeah. Go ahead. Laugh.

   Maybe you  just suck dude?

Could be the case. That's why i'm gonna write about every ranked game I play from now on.

    Picture or it didn't happen!

Fine, I'll put pictures also.

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